The Libra Man
(September 22 – October 23)
“You came from the sky to be with me?” This man is the master of romance… riddle me this, riddle me that. Here, I will save you some time…anything that a Libra man HAS TO profess (barring a moment of deep, connected opening… wait do they even do that?!) probably is not true. That should save you about a life-time of rose-colored-glassed decoding. Whether you are in love with or simply have a crush on a Libra man, this man is about as suave as they come. The weaver of beautiful metaphorical tapestry. A tapestry which looks quite different on the outside than the inside. Does this man stand for justice and equality or does he stand for the ability to carry more than one thing at once, neither seeing the other? You tell me! How do you know if you have met your Knight in shining armour or if you’re about to be taken to a place in which you don’t really want to go? Equality. That is how… does he truly see you as an equal or does he see himself as exempt from the things in which he expects from you? Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner! This man in his highest form is a thing of beauty, and in his lowest, quite possibly one of the most all consuming, forcing you into complicity. No, Libra, I am not being fair, you’re quite right about that. I am but a mere animal, and these words are coming from the horses’ mouth, and not from the clouds, and for that, you must forgive me… If you like adventure, then this is your man. You just need to know whether or not the arrow this cupid will shoot at you is covered in devotion or deluded hypnosis – and that’s for him to know and for you to find out.
Love you forever and always, but just from over here, with my full suit of armour on.